First of all-
Who said they couldn't be an A-lister?
Sam's the man, kind of a badass, way serious and totally has the sideburns down. (See Karina's post below)
While I'm thinking of Pulp Fiction...
Quentin Tarantino is perfect for that small role, kind of weird (see: Pulp Fiction, Desperado).
Might as well get someone gruffy.
Of course! One of the three Billy Goats Gruff. Weird? Check. Gruff? Yes. Serious? You betcha.
Moving on...
Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. VERY weird. But has a lot of character. Could never be serious.
If those aren't enough to get you into the show, too bad for you.
Finally, we have the one and only, Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland might be perfect. He's gruff, serious and doesn't need to talk much. He is automatically superior to Michael and Dwight because he is older and wise (much unlike Creed). Plus, he could totally hang out on the farm.
Make your choice wisely Hollywood!
