Sexy Swine...?

You decide.

This made me chuckle today.

I'm not how many of you read AdFreak and already saw this...

Here is a list of short and to the point "uncomfortable plot summaries" for movies and TV shows. Via postmodernbarney.com

Not convinced you want to read them all? Here are some favorites:

• BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
• BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
• BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
• CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
• CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
• FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
• JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
• LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
• PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
• RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
• SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
• SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.

There are a TON more. I love them. If I had any discipline, I'd make a new facebook status every day.

Wait, what?

Since most of you don't have/watch TV, you don't get to see all of the lovely TV spots out there.... like this one:



Why would anyone make a commercial for a sub "sexy"? Why, I ask you, why? This does not make me want a Quizno's sub. In fact, it makes me want to throw up. And, it's not funny. If it was supposed to be a joke... I don't get it.

ew.

One word- Gross.

Any idea who does their creative?

Quick Lunch/ Food Post

I know no one has posted in ages, but the song in this spot gets stuck in my head... and subsequently makes me hungry. Good thing it's lunch time!

New Skittles Spot

What do you think?

Personally it doesn't top the Skittles Touch one.

I Think We're Forgetting a Very Valid Option

While I love Kevin Corrigan (that's my vote from your list Sean),

 I think we're all forgetting a very valid option.  

Notice that the post says they are *casting* for the role of Corwin. So who better than the man himself?  I'd say he fits all the criteria.  Please note the following pictures and consider this option. =]

Move to LA, Cor. Be a star. 

I do have one backup in case you don't have the acting chops to make it:

Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords

Get it on

Note: NSFW!



So tell me how you really feel.

NFL Fantasy Spot

My new favorite spot. Love the team names!

The endless campaign

The "Priceless" campaign MasterCard has been pushing since we were kids, will NEVER end. I'll admit there have been times where I wanted it to die, but then they show one like this, and I begin to appreciate the campaign all over again...



How could you REALLY hate Peyton Manning?

Cup of Soup

So I spent the entire day up until 5 pm scouring the Interweb for job opportunities and openings to find some interesting, and some that require too much experience. I'll just go ahead and chalk it up to a day in front of the computer (sans desk).

During my surf time, the television was left on, which I would normally flip on Discovery Channel or a movie, but paid little attention to whatever was left on... that is until Rachel Ray screamed and knocked me out of my zone. I have never watched her daytime show, but I'll tell you, it will be on the Soup this week. Joel McHale will have a field day with her and her high pitched screams after she sticks her hands into boxes with small creatures inside. The segment was titled "what's in the box?" or something stupid like that and her "friend" some animal expert shows the audience what is in the box and proceeds to lure Rachel to touch it and guess what it is.

Next on the local CBS station was Oprah. Oh Oprah. She devoted her entire show to youngsters with mostly musical talent and one 2.5 year old who memorized countries locations on a world map. Here is a video of her and her talent. It looks very fake to me because she points and then turns around immediately, and cannot read because she is not even 3 years old yet. But then again, she could be a super genius, who knows?