Just for laughs

In light of posting movie trailers, I wanted to post one I saw recently that made me bust into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Best. Trailer. Ever. (or its up there at least). The movie was pretty damn funny, but this preview was HILARIOUS! Just watch it.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Preview for the movie 2012... you know, the end of the world according the Mayan calendar? Looks decent. It will definitely be entertaining...



but John Cusack? Really?

Here's the website. www.whowillsurvive2012.com/

The internet has all the answers.

RunPee.com tells you when is the best part of a movie to leave the theater and go use the bathroom.  Includes the option to view a synopsis of the scene you’ll be missing.

(Scrambled in the picture below for spoiling purposes...but if you haven't seen the Hangover. Go.)

PS: internet, movie, AND pee were already previously existing tags. Interesting.....

This made me chuckle today.

I'm not how many of you read AdFreak and already saw this...

Here is a list of short and to the point "uncomfortable plot summaries" for movies and TV shows. Via postmodernbarney.com

Not convinced you want to read them all? Here are some favorites:

• BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
• BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
• BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
• CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
• CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
• FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
• JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
• LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
• PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
• RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
• SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
• SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.

There are a TON more. I love them. If I had any discipline, I'd make a new facebook status every day.

Triiibeca is the place to be...

With gleeful joy Tribeca Film Festival brings back a childhood favorite, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.



Don't miss out.

In case you have an extra 1:30 to spend

An hour and a half, not a minute and 30 seconds. Sometimes called Turkish Starwars, though its real name is The Man Who Saves the World. I made it through a few minutes of it, just to witness the complete ripoff of Star Wars. No, not the plot or anything. There's no Varth Dader or Skuke Lywalker. But holy hell! The footage! This guy just flatout lifted the footage from the original movie! Spend a few minutes to appreciate the blatant thievery and awesome scriptwriting.

Example:

"But in reality, how strong their weapons be; the enemies of the Earth in galaxy; did not have brains."

How poetic!



I think the Star Wars stuff may only be in the first 5 minutes or so, since I didn't really get past it, but who knows?