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Sunday, April 19, 2009

This made me chuckle today.

I'm not how many of you read AdFreak and already saw this...

Here is a list of short and to the point "uncomfortable plot summaries" for movies and TV shows. Via postmodernbarney.com

Not convinced you want to read them all? Here are some favorites:

  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
  • BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
  • BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
  • CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
  • CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
  • FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
  • JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
  • LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
  • PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
  • RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
  • SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
  • SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.
There are a TON more. I love them. If I had any discipline, I'd make a new facebook status every day.
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