Somebody better! Read the articles below.
Sad news
Oh wait, there's more. It's not just beer pong.
For all of you still down there, you know what to do.
(just please be safe :) )
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Beer Pong Gives You Herpes
Unprotected beer pong play is the cause of a significant increase in the transmission of herpes simplex virus-1 (HSV-1), which causes cold sores. According to the Center for Disease Control, reports of the virus are up 230-percent from 2007 in people ages 17 to 21, and it’s all from sharing cups. Because of the dramatic increase in the illness, universities and parents are beginning to take notice.
From Bannedinhollywood.com:
“This epidemic is something we should pay close attention to. We’re aware that we cannot outright prevent [beer pong], so we have provided new red cups available to all students in the dorms,” said President of Arizona State University, Michael M. Crow.
And you can always play a different game. According to CDC spokesman, Dr. Cole Desorio, “Flip cup is great because each individual has their own cup. If it’s absolutely necessary to play beer pong, use the waterfall method. Many young adults, when asked if they practice safe pong, responded that they rinse the ball after it bounces off the table.”
First of all, it’s awesome that a doctor at the CDC knows what “waterfall” means. Second, how f**king dumb do you have to be to think that washing off the ball is going to make a herpes-lick of difference when it comes to spreading diseases from one person to the next. C’mon people, you’re smarter than that! You know, or not…
Can you imagine writing the law to ban beer pong...
"Students shall not fill cups of any kind with alcoholic beverages and proceed to throw objects such as balls or coins in a game-like fashion to make another person drink alcohol."
New innovative drinking games are going to come from this... Thanks UF for banning games and subsequently opening the door for many more.
And as far as this part goes:
The policy applies to students on-campus or off-campus, although Sikes said off-campus enforcement would be only in extreme cases such as "if there's some kind of brutal rape and it's learned there's a keg or underage drinking."
-SunSentinel.com
Really, go ahead and blame the keg for brutal rape, not just normal rape.
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