"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."I know he's sick and all but you can't look me in the eye and tell me that that quote didn't creep into your mind when you saw that picture. And for those of you who have no idea what I'm referring to please said picture below
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his name is grand moff tarkin.
if you recall, he's the only one, besides the emperor, who has any power to control darth vader.
once he's out of the way after ep iv a new hope, vader goes on a mad hunt for the rebel alliance, vowing to track them down and eradicate them.
with jobs gone - the only one that can quiet steve ballmer with a flick of his wrist (using the iphone) - what's going to keep microsoft (the empire) from coming after apple (the rebel alliance) full fledged (minus shitty products)? Gates will of course be his emperor self, and sit back and let Vader (Ballmer) do as he wishes.
(I know it's a stretch, cuz Jobs should really be more like Admiral Ackbar, which has 136,000 unique google results btw, or, if we're comparing to Apples to Apples here, (ha!) he'd be Mon Mothma, even though he'd have to be a she. wow, ok, finished.)
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